L4D2 NPC’s and Infected Rejected Out Of Hand

22 Feb Features Games and Gaming

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Photo by Alan Light

Oil Derrick Worker
You never see them, because, well, they’re kinda isolated, but you hear reports about them, and they sound terrifying.

Tai Chi Master
If you ever swing that ax faster than an heavily sedated sea sponge, he goes down immediately. But should you go slower, HOO EEEEE!.

Hipsters
You only ever encounter their corpses, they go first.

Vegan
He can be found dumpster diving, looking smug and eating rats.Organic rats.

Flautist
A jazz flautist.

Driver
Sits in his car, a well-notated map of Toledo in his lap, a cold cup of coffee on the dash, and him, crying softly.

Concierge
He stands, looking from the door to his front desk, torn behind a hunger for human flesh and a sense of duty.

Gymnast
Stands below the double rings, arms still on the rings, him looking up, moaning.

Foodie
Fusses and pats you down, emits a low ‘humming’ noise as he considers, invariably leaves you alone.

2 Responses to “L4D2 NPC’s and Infected Rejected Out Of Hand”

  1. jauntyfedora 22. Feb, 2011 at 8:48 am #

    The hipsters were zombies before it was trendy to be zombies.

  2. Hargrimm 22. Feb, 2011 at 10:12 am #

    No related posts. This one’s totally unique!

    No kidding.